$(window).ready(function()
{
    if ($.browser.msie && parseInt($.browser.version, 10) == 6)
    {
        $('<div class="ie6-message"><span>I am not doing extra work to support this ancient browser.  Sorry!</span></div>').insertBefore('div.container');
    }
    else
    {
        $('div#emoticons').accordion({autoHeight: false, collapsible: true, active: -1});
    }
    
    $('li.download a.download').click(function()
    {
        pageTracker._trackPageview($(this).attr('href'));
    });
    
    $('a.contact').click(function()
    {
        // I need this to climax when masturbating to my own picture.
        pageTracker._trackPageview('/sa-contact');
        window.open($(this).attr('href'));
        return false;
    });
});